Jokes Cont.

Here are some new great jokes to start things back up.

Vulgar Parrot

A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. "Why so little," she asked the pet store owner.
The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of prostitution, and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."
The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something.
The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam." The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's not so bad."
When her two teenage daughters returned from schoolthe bird saw them and said, "New house, new madam, new girls."
The girls and the woman were a bit offended butthen began to laugh about the situation.
Moments later, the woman's husband, Keith, came home from work.The bird looked at him and said, "Hi Keith "

Who is the Designer of the Human Body?

Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body. One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints."
Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous systems has many thousands of electrical connections."
The last said, "Actually it was a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"

I'm Back

For the past few months, I have not been posting anything new to this blog. I hope everyone had a great holiday season. As the title says though, I will be starting my blog back up. Coming soon will be my review of Halo 4 campaign along with its online play such as the maps, ranking system, and weapons.

Sorry I have not been posting in a while, I was on vacation in Oregon. Here is a funny joke I heard recently:
Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they noticed the boss left work early. One day the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they went home early?
The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening, spent playtime with her son and went to bed early.
The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa before meeting a dinner date.
The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband but when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside.
Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with her lady boss Gently, she closed the door and crept out of her house.
The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned to leave early again and they asked the blonde if she was going to go with them.
“No way,” the blonde exclaimed. “I almost got caught yesterday

WOW! Watch This Video

This is the video of an engineer's view as he climbs a 1768 foot gided tower. When I was watching this, I even felt freaked out. I don't care how much these people are payed, it is not enough. Try to watch this without being scared.

The Talk: Sexism Disgrace

On the talk show The Talk, the girls had a fun time laughing at a man having is genitalia removed and destroyed in a garbage disposal. There were discussing the recent assault on a man where is penis was cut off and destroyed by Catherine Kieu while laughing practically the whole time yet only one the women actually pointed out what they were doing and that it was wrong. This makes me so mad that a women can say that with no ramifications. There is a double standard for men. I hope that Sharon gets fired or at least have some retort for what has happened. If you want to watch the video and see how terrible it truly is, here is the link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wP4VeMJp9pE&feature=watch_response#t=4m45

I also suggest that you should report a complaint to CBS about this sexist show. Here is a link to the feedback form on CBS:

http://www.cbs.com/info/user_services/fb_global_form.php

Google+

Google's social network, Google+ has now reached 10 million users. This is small compared to Facebook's 750 million users but Google+ is growing very fast. Google also reported that more then 1 billion items are being shared each day on Google+. I think Google+ will be able to compete and win against Facebook making it the top social network.

Here is a link for 10 reasons why: http://www.tiptoptens.com/2011/07/12/10-reasons-why-google-plus-is-better-than-facebook/

Google's net income has increased significantly as of recently up to 2.5 billion in the second quarter.

Another Great Joke I Found

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”