Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Another Great Joke I Found

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”

31 comments:

  1. Looks like the boy wasn't so dumb after all :)

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  2. This is great lol
    +followed

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  3. It took me a second to get it, but that is one smart kid after all :)

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  4. definitely gonna tell this at work tomorrow.

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  5. haha that was a good joke brah.

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  6. hahha, this make me laught, old one, but old oners remains great!

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  7. LMAO I haven't heard this in a while

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  8. Outsmarted again!
    Nice stuff here. Jokes are great for all different situations.
    Follow back and read my stuff if you'd please.
    Thanks XD

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  9. Great one, very old but still great.
    Followed.

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  10. Great joke. Classic old people...

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